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We currently ship to all 50 U.S. states, Canada, and other international locations. For U.S. orders, we currently ship via the United States Postal Service (USPS) for orders containing 5 books or less. Orders of 5 or more books are shipped via United Parcel Service (UPS). Orders can only be shipped to a U.S. PO box delivery via USPS to PO boxes. All other orders require a physical address for delivery. All shipments to Canada or international locations are currently shipped by UPS.
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Contact us for special corporate discounts and for bulk eBook purchases at 1-800-900-3427, Option 1 or by email.
A hilarious collection of ways to tell your special someone that they’re totally the cat’s meow.
Waldo Pancake is loved by millions for his bestselling merchandise—featuring hilariously sarcastic, arrestingly poignant messages characterized by his own special brand of humor. This beautifully designed little book is affectionate yet witty, and perfect for those who are seeking a gift for that special person but don’t want to pile on the mush.
I only have eyes for you. And TV.
You had me at whatever it was you just said.
When I put my arm around you, sometimes it’s to rest my arm.