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    “Laughter cleanses the soul and refreshes the mind.”–Maggy Byrd

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    When the Simple Truths staff was given the opportunity to submit our favorite funny quotes, we rose to the challenge and had a blast and a lot of laughs doing it. We know you’ll enjoy reading it nearly as much as we enjoyed putting it together.

    Laughter Is an Instant Vacation is 160 pages of pure, unadulterated FUN. It has over 250 great quotes and many funny photos that will make you laugh out loud. This gift is terrific for anyone, because in today’s world, who doesn’t appreciate a good reason to laugh!

    Here are just a few of the many funny quotes featured in this book:

    “My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.” ~ Wendy Liebman

    “Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” ~ Bob Thaves

    “I’m not going to vacuum till Sears makes one you can ride on.” ~ Roseanne Barr

    “So far on my thirty-day diet, I lost eighteen days.” ~ Terry McEntire

    “I’m not offended by all the blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.” ~ Dolly Parton

    • Details:
    • Format: Hardcover
    • Trim Size: 6.5" x 6.5"
    • Page Count: 160
    • Video Run Time: 3 mins 12 secs

    What Readers are Saying

    Average Rating:
    4.7 (based on 40 reviews)

    1-5 of 40

    • more than 1 year(s)
    04/119/2019 04/30/2019
    • 3.0
    Humorous Quotes
    Some new and some old quotes regarding the ageing process. Hence the 3 stars. Had they been mainly new and original I would have awarded 4 or 5 stars.
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      07/211/2015 07/31/2015
      (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
      • 5.0
      This will make you smile!
      This book was gifted and so appreciated. They each opened it and started reading the quotes out loud. Fun - just to make you smile!
        Bottom Line:
        Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
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        Mimi Mari
        11/308/2015 11/05/2015
        (4 of 4 customers found this review helpful)
        • 5.0
        So great a book to have many great laughs!
        Great laughs and great gift!
          Bottom Line:
          Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
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          12/355/2014 12/22/2014
          (1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
          • 4.0
          Book better than video.
          The video should be redone to utilize the most humorous quotes in the book. I know it is a matter of taste but there are much better quotes in the book than in the video. (Plus you should probably delete the one from Bill Cosby. Under current circumstances, it comes up a little 'flat'.)
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            11/319/2014 11/16/2014
            • 1.0
            I wanted to laugh. cliché, same ol thing.
              Bottom Line:
              No, I would not recommend this to a friend
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