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About this Book
When the Simple Truths staff was given the opportunity to submit our favorite funny quotes, we rose to the challenge and had a blast and a lot of laughs doing it. We know you’ll enjoy reading it nearly as much as we enjoyed putting it together.
Laughter Is an Instant Vacation is 160 pages of pure, unadulterated FUN. It has over 250 great quotes and many funny photos that will make you laugh out loud. This gift is terrific for anyone, because in today’s world, who doesn’t appreciate a good reason to laugh!
Here are just a few of the many funny quotes featured in this book:
“My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.” ~ Wendy Liebman
“Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” ~ Bob Thaves
“I’m not going to vacuum till Sears makes one you can ride on.” ~ Roseanne Barr
“So far on my thirty-day diet, I lost eighteen days.” ~ Terry McEntire
“I’m not offended by all the blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.” ~ Dolly Parton
Laughter is an Instant Vacation
Humorous Quotes on Life
Tickle your funny bone and get your twelve doctor recommended laughs per day here! This movie is sure to make you laugh out loud.
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