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Golf Quotes

Great Quotes about a Great Game



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Includes free DVD! Filled with breath-taking photographs of golf courses around the world, as well as quotes that offer wisdom and humor for anyone from beginners to seasoned golfers.

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160 pages 6.5 x 6.5 inches Downloadable 3 mins 14 secs

About this Book

“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening – it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.” ~ Arnold Palmer

When combining great golf quotes with award-winning golf photographs, you have something that any golfer will treasure. Each page of Golf Quotes is beautifully designed and you will marvel at the beautiful photographs of golf courses from around the world. Golf quotes from golf legends like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Lee Trevino, Sam Snead, Payne Stewart and many more, will have you laughing and thinking about this wonderful game called golf.

A few quotes from the book:

“I didn’t miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.” ~ Peter Jacobsen

“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course—the distance between your ears.” ~ Bobby Jones

“Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.” ~ B.C. Forbes

“I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: It’s called an eraser.” ~ Arnold Palmer

“Golf can be best described as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.” ~ Author unknown

“My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.” ~ Lord Robertson

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” ~ Dean Martin

“One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.” ~ Mac O’Grady

“If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.” ~ Horace G. Hutchinson

“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” ~ Billy Graham

“There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.” ~ Lee Trevino

“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.” ~ Chi Chi Rodrigues

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About the Author

JOSEPH VANEK is a husband, father, attorney and entrepreneur who lives in Clarendon Hills, Illinois. In addition to practicing law in the fields of antitrust, intellectual property and commercial litigation, Joe has successfully started a series of companies. Most recently, Joe co-founded an electronic voting machine company known as AutoMark that developed a device designed to assist individuals with disabilities gain full access to the voting process. Today, over fifty percent of the precincts in America use the AutoMark. Joe also assisted Mac Anderson when he created Simple Truths.

Joe is a member of Edgewood Valley Country Club located in Willow Springs, Illinois and may be contacted at


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